January 2010
185 posts
How to tell your father you may have cancer...
When I was 25, my father & I were sitting outside on the porch drinking a beer. I was looking @ him & noticed how his gray hairs. I told him, “I apologize for being every one of those gray hairs on your head.” He looked at me & said, “Saw, I’ve been waiting a decade to hear that.” Last night, I touched his hair when I was hugging him. I apologized again....
“My wounds are deeper than your desire.”
Burrito Belly
My Face: (looks down) Wow.
Awesome: What?
My Face: Never mind, I don't want to say it.
Awesome: What? Tell me.
My Face: You sure? You sure you want to hear this?
Awesome: Yes.
My Face: Your burrito was really warm against my belly.
Awesome: (looks at me, staring at my hand on the burrito) Wow. It was nice and warm, eh?
My Face: Yep. I told you so.
Awesome: (clears throat)
,,,,
(silence)
,,,.
true story,
Interesting.
blogut:
Take 1 green pepper and 2 tomatoes and cut them into rings and hearts. Mix those with olives, black olives, and go for a swim in a green sea with her (or him). Then serve your salad on two bellies. Pour a little sun-warmed olive oil in your salt navel, some balsamic vinegar in hers (or his), and eat slowly with your fingers. Empty the bottle. Open a second. Then lick your plates. You...
WatchI love Natalie Portman.
(via izzorizzo)
“There isn’t much to say about (our) relationship…except that we...”
– Thank you for being the best boyfriend experience (minus the copulation) ever. It’s been a rough few weeks.
Eingenharp →
I would like one of these please. Thanks, The Management
“Extrapolating from Mirabelle’s wrist, he understands the terrain of her neck, he...”
– Shopgirl by Steve Martin (via lovebug)
“Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I...”
– Via Letter of the Day from Star Tribune
“If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you...”
– Penny Lane, Almost Famous (via movieoftheday)
