10/26/2011 - DAY ONE

• Got the 1st rental car - a red Ford Escape
• Pat’s Steaks
• Gino’s Steaks
• Yardley, PA to get brownies from Kramer’s Bakery
• Trenton NJ to Lambertville NJ
• New Hope, PA and went out for a walk
• Love Saves the Day (LSD)
• Teardrop Memories in New Hope (Memento Mori antique store)
• Farley’s Bookstore
• My aunt’s house in Yardley for a home-cooked Filipino meal.    

10/27/2011 - DAY TWO

• Returned the 1st rental for the week long - a white Jeep Liberty.
• Philadelphia Museum of Art.  To put our fists up in the air like Rocky.
• Falafel Falafel Falafel - I love Philly for their street-karts.
• I got a kick ass umbrella with skulls.
• Liberty Bell (still old and broken and black).
• waited in line to go to Independence Hall and waited in the rain for 30 min until we realized we needed tickets.
• Then we decided to got to Atlantic City, NJ.
• Before that, a pit stop at Tony Lukes franchise, which was meh.
• Stopped by a WaWa for a pit stop.
• Atlantic CIty!
• Went to Trump Towers 
• Went to Ballys (which turned into a creepy western version of Paris)
• Went to Caesar’s Palace.
• Went to Tropicana via the ghetto.
• And then massive rain. 
• Stayed the night at my aunt’s house.

10/28/2011 - DAY THREE

• Went to Trenton, NJ to ride the NJ Transit to New York.
• Took a cab to Katz’s Deli
• At wondrous pastrami sandwiches in a park.
• Wandered around East Village.
• Went to Sushi place that kicked us out because I only ordered tea.
• Shopped along Ave A.
• Went to Obscura (which was closed)
• Walked about 3-4 miles down Broadway
• Went to Occupy Wall Street and wandered around.
• Went to Ground Zero.
• Wandered around So Ho
• Took the subway in SoHo on 8th street and Canal & by kismet go to Penn Station.
• Took the train back to New Jersey.
• Got lost trying to find 5 mile Woods in Yardley.
• Went home and stayed at my aunt’s house.

 10/29/2011 - DAY FOUR

• Slept in till 10am. 
• Went to have epic breakfast at Great American Diner.
• SNOW!!  Snowball fight!!  Tibbet’s first snow!
• Went to Oxford Valley Mall to get my aunt a gift.
• Went back to house to fight crime and pack for Sharon & Rob’s house.
• Drove in the snow to Philly in the snow before nightfall.
• YAY Sharon who lives on Cedar St in Philly. :)
• She took us for carne asada burritos at Loco Pez.
• Then drinks at the Memphis Taproom, where we drank the best fucking beer ever. 
• Went back to the house to see Tilly the 3 legged cat, Kippin - the view askew cat, Marcellus Wallace - the man cat, Bibbi the cat that lives in Sharon’s closet, and Della - that cat that hates everyone (but Sharon).

10/30/2011 - DAY FIVE

• Woke up and had breakfast at Sulimay’s Resturant - best damn scrapple I’ve had EVER. 
• Went to a farmer’s market in Olde Town Philly, where I bought tea and mulling spices.  Rob bought fresh goat’s cheese encrusted in pepper, fresh bread, and Sharon got a bucketful of asian pears.
• Rob went to a Bike Festival and Sharon wanted to go to H&M.  We stopped by Buffalo Exchange where I got the most perfect 28$ INC pea-coat.
• Sharon & Rob took us to Di Bruno Brothers - the most wonderful market ever.
• We went back to Sharon & Rob’s house to chill.
• Around 8pm we went to Terror Behind the Walls at Eastern State Penitentiary.
• Tibbets got me an Eastern State Penitentiary zombie cop bear! His brain can come out.
• Afterwards we went to the London Grill for hot toddy’s and beer.
• For food we went to PYT (Pretty Young Thing) for the best goddamned burgers - I had a pistachio encrusted lamb burger with an adult pumpkin milkshake. 
• We went to retire at Sharon & Rob’s.

10/31/2011 HALLOWEEN!! (DAY FIVE)

• Woke up.  Sharon decided to not accompany us and meet at the ESP.
• We had breakfast at Caffinnated - it was ok.  Nothing special.
• Went to the Mutter Museum.  I got a lithograph of the siamese twins that says “Till Death To Us Part”.
• Then went to Eastern State Penitentiary for the day tour.
• Cell block 14 still gives me the creeps. 
• Sharon stayed in and we met her and Rob for dinner.
• Went to Han Dynasty (Handy Nasty) and i wore a panda suit.
• I had rabbit!! Food was amazing.
• Then Rob took us out for ice cream and Tibbets and I shared a Franklin Mint.
• Sharon and Rob graciously offered us to stay, but I had luggage at my aunt’s so we headed back to Yardley.
• Slept back at my Aunt’s.

01/01/11 - DAY SIX

• Woke up.  Headed to WaWa for some hot turkey shorties and a shit ton of tasty cakes.
• Ate brunch at Afton Pond and fed fat unbelievably brave geese.
• Went to McCafferty’s where Tibbets got me a Pennsbury High School Bear!
• Went to Gray Nun’s Motherhouse & D’Youville Manor (used to work there)
• Passed by Quarry Hill Elementary & Afton Elementary 
• Went to Newtown
• Went to Fairless Hills to Pennsbury High School.  Got lost doing this.  
• Met an angry Hall Monitor
• Then we at at Lee’s Hoagie House.
• Filled up the tank and took the Jeep back to the airport.
• Flew back libated and happy to be back in Orlando.