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07:23 pm, socialhustler
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The real house used in American Horror Story. It was on sale for 4.5 million.
Article link here.
I wonder if the people that are actually living there - if they watch the show.

The real house used in American Horror Story. It was on sale for 4.5 million.

Article link here.

I wonder if the people that are actually living there - if they watch the show.


11:53 pm, socialhustler
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November 20, 2008 - This really was a conversation.

ME [1:52 PM]: Kangaroos are shy and retiring by nature, and in normal circumstances present no threat to humans. Male kangaroos often “box” amongst each other, playfully, for dominance, or in competition for mates. The dexterity of their forepaws is utilised in both punching and grappling with the foe, but the real danger lies in a serious kick with the hindleg. The sharpened /wiki/Toenail can disembowel an opponent.

ME [1:52 PM]: There are very few records of kangaroos attacking humans without provocation; however, several such unprovoked attacks in 2004 spurred fears of a Rabies-like disease possibly affecting the marsupials. The only reliably documented case of a fatality from a kangaroo attack occurred in New South Wales, in 1936. A hunter was killed when he tried to rescue his two dogs from a heated fray. Other suggested causes for erratic and dangerous kangaroo behaviour include extreme thirst and hunger.

ME [1:52 PM]: Kangaroos: not the unknown deadly assasin

Tibbets [1:53 PM]: Fact: A Kangaroo killed JFK and John Lenin that the same timie really

ME [1:54 PM]: you = full of feces

Tibbets [1:54 PM]: I looked it up on the google

Joe Paradise  [1:54 PM]: it is true. Tibbets speaks the truth. u just cant trust Kangoroos

Tibbets [1:54 PM]: Fact: All Kangaroo’s are communist

Joe Paradise  [1:54 PM]: they have hate in their black souless eyes

Tibbets  [1:55 PM]: with their fangs glistening with the blood of the innocent

ME [1:55 PM]: Kangaroos live and travel in organized groups or “mobs,” dominated by the largest male.

Tibbets [1:55 PM]: see, mobs!

Joe Paradise [1:56 PM]: aka gangs dangerous gangs

ME [1:56 PM]: Kangaroos are grazing herbivores, which means their diet consists mainly of grasses. They can survive long periods without water.

Tibbets  [1:56 PM]: might as well call them a “murder” of kangaroos

Joe Paradise [1:56 PM]: grasses

ME [1:56 PM]: they’re HERBAVORES

Joe Paradise [1:56 PM]: that is what they trade

Tibbets  [1:56 PM]: grasses is another word for babies

ME [1:56 PM]: Kangaroos are /Herbivore, eating grass, roots, and shrubs. They have a chambered stomach similar to /Sheep and /Cattle. They are able to regurgitate their food, chew it again as, and then swallow it for digestion.

Joe Paradise. [1:56 PM]: they commit heinus crimes in the animal kingdom

Tibbets [1:57 PM]: like money laundering and racketeering. Fact: most kangaroos are loan sharks. a dinosaur deer? where? that thing owes me money

ME [1:59 PM]: When male kangaroos fight, they may appear to be ‘boxing’. They usually stand up on their hind limbs and attempt to push their opponent off balance by jabbing him or locking forearms. If the fight escalates, they will begin to kick each other. Using their tail to support their weight, they deliver kicks with their powerful hind legs.

ME [1:59 PM]:  they look like a cross

ME [1:59 PM]: between a deer and a shrunken brontasaurus

Hopkins [2:00 PM]: i was gonna say a rabbit

Tibbets  [2:00 PM]: Kangaroos have australian accents when they kill

ME [2:00 PM]: in honor of the crodile hunter?

Tibbets [2:00 PM]: like Dr. Chase on House

Smothers  [2:01 PM]: Crikey! Anyone watch sons of anarchy last night?

Joe Paradise  [2:01 PM]: they use it as part of their charm, but in the end they are heartless criminals

Hopkins  [2:01 PM]: maybe dr. chase is a kangaroo. he’s the rare exotic long haired kangaroo. im working on my chase hair